‘Allo ‘Allo! Cartoon Fun!

1994 Alternative Software

Platform: PC DOS

Ok, first of all – we’re not 100% certain if the PC DOS version was ever released of Alternative Software’s adaptation of the BBC classic, ‘Allo ‘Allo. There is an account of someone buying the game directly from Alternative Software for the platform, though no digital copy exists at all – until today!

We have been lucky to get in possession of a set of PC master disks for the game, which have now been preserved and made available to you, so you can play the long lost PC DOS edition of this obscure platformer. It is sort of like a cross between Suburban Commando and Titus the Fox, but didn’t score particularly great, with its highest score of 74% on the Amiga (which has been long preserved).

The game itself follows the theme of the TV series quite closely, putting you in control of Rene, or Michelle in a two player mode, as you search through familiar locations for hidden knockwursts that contain the stolen paintings. Along the way you will encounter various German guards, which must be avoided or distracted rather than directly fought in the traditional sense.

A key gameplay mechanic is the ability to throw random objects such as teapots, vases and even underwear at characters from the show. Doing so brings them to life briefly, where they will help you deal with enemies in their own unique way. For example, Edith will begin singing to stun nearby guards, whilst Yvette can distract them entirely. It is a quirky mechanic that tries to include a bit of humour in the game.

Levels are presented as simple platform based areas, with a focus on exploration and light puzzle solving as you try to locate items and avoid hazards. The game also features some nice cartoony touches, such as comic style hit effects and recognisable character designs that mirror the TV show quite well.

The reviews seemed quite harsh – it is quite a fun little platformer, and has converted well to PC. Unfortunately, although there are MOD and VOC files in the installation directory, I was unable to get the sound working in the game. It is likely that some specific configuration is needed in DOSBox or similar to get things running properly. For now, I ran the MOD files separately and overlaid the audio in the video. If anyone is able to get the audio working, please do get in touch.

If anyone can confirm owning an original of the PC edition of the game, please do get in touch. It would be great to try and obtain scans of manuals, box and any other materials to add to the page. We just think the game got a very limited release overall, and that could be why it hadn’t yet surfaced. If it was not properly released, it would also be good to track down the PC reviews. According to uvlist.net, the game was reviewed by PC Action (Issue 6, 1994) and PC Gamer (Issue 3, 1994) in the UK, with scores of 26% and 38% accordingly.

For now – enjoy a fresh piece of PC DOS gaming from 1994:

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